Saturday, December 08, 2007

Behold! The Mallow Burger:

You want to know how it tastes? Well, I don't know, but I bet "sweet" is a likely characteristic. The tender-heart that I am, I gave the $0.50 Mallow Burger to Matt, who has yet to open the cellophane wrapping to try a bit. It has been roughly one years since I gifted him with the treat, and miraculously the burger is still in perfect form, with only a few smushed sides--markings from a move across town when it traveled in a heavy box filled with papers and office supplies. It is fucking indestructible.

Anyone actually eaten this thing? Let us know.


Anonymous said...

Though I have not tasted this or any food form made of indestructible candy, a friend of mine bought me a marshmallow pizza kit, which we carefully assembled at work (includes little mushroom pieces, jelly "tomato" topping, etc.) and someone actually did eat it. It was kind of really gross.

P.L. Kerpius said...

Oh wow, that's sick. I think I'd like to watch someone eat it, either the burger or pizza; I'd be sort of fascinated to watch the reactions on one's face change as she prepares for the first stages of digestion of the thing. It'd be like a horror show--you can't look away!

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